The service takes place at Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, and guess who's delivering the benediction? 
ORDER OF SERVICE
Trinity United Church of Christ
Chicago, IL
Processional
Family is led in by 20 year-old Emina Bicakcic of Bosnia carrying flowers
Musical Selection
"I Don't Feel No Ways Tired"
Family Prayer
Rev. Dr. Jeremiah Wright
Prelude Music
Elton John "The Bitch Is Dead"
Invocation
The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan
Musical Tribute
President Bill Clinton on the Saxophone
Tribute
Maya Angelou
Speaker
Andrew R. Young
Remarks
Bob Johnson
Geraldine Ferraro
Magic Johnson
Monica Lewinsky
Maryann Pernold
Musical Selection
President Bill Clinton on Saxophone w/Daughter Chelsea Clinton
"Didn't We Almost Have It All"
Reading
Toni Morrison "Almost the first Black female President"
Benediction
Rev. Dr. Jeremiah Wright
Musical Selection
50 Cent ""I Get Money"
Offering
(Someone's got to pay for the service)
Pallbearers
(With her to the very end...)
Rep. Alcee Hastings
Rep. Charles Rangel
Rep. Corrine Brown
Rep. David Scott
Rep. Dianne Watson
Rep. Donna Christian-Christensen
Rep. Edolphus Towns
Rep. Emanuel Cleaver
Rep. Gregory Meeks
Rep. Kendrick Meek
Rep. Laura Richardson
Rep. Maxine Waters
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee
Rep. Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Rep. Yvette Clarke
Honorary Pallbearers
President G.W. Bush
Gov. Bill Richardson
Rep. Dennis Kucinich
Sen. Barack Obama
Sen. John Edwards
Sen. John McCain
Gov. Howard Dean
Rep. Ron Paul
Gov. Mike Huckabee
Mitt Romney
Sen. Joe Biden
Sen. Christopher Dodd
Sen. Mike Gravel
Gov. Tom Vilsak
Rudy Giuliani
Sen. Sam Brownback
Gov. Jim Gilmore
Rep. Duncan Hunter
Rep. Tom Tancredo
Sen. Fred Thompson
Gov. Tommy Thompson
Alan Keyes
Rep. Cynthia McKinney
Gov. Howard Dean
May 9, 2008 8:58 PM
Ha! Ha! How funny! An excellent parody, Jasmyne. Well done!
Watch it, Jasmyne! Hillary might rise from her political grave, become a Night Of The Living Brain Dead zombie, holler out, "I'm baaaaaack.." then go after your rearend.
Thanks for the grins and giggles!
Okpulot Taha
Choctaw Nation
May 9, 2008 11:56 PM
The threat of the Clinton's is nearly over but, another, which has been shielded from our sight for the last year, is now known.
Obama pastor's theology: Destroy 'the white enemy'
'If God is not for us and against whites ... we had better kill him'
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=59230
May 10, 2008 5:45 AM
This is one of the funniest things I have seen on this campaign!
May 12, 2008 7:43 AM
Hillary may be the V.P., and when Obama is in office there's a good chance he will be shot and killed as he is a N*##er.
In an instant Hillary may get her rightful and entitled position and the last laugh. However I will keep you in mind to write the real authentic funeral program for the dead spearchucker.
(correction, son of a spearchucker. Obama's father did in fact chuck spears, this is not a racist characterization but a matter of fact).
May 12, 2008 11:11 AM
Jasmyne is nothing but a Moveon.org journalist
May 12, 2008 2:07 PM
I posted this comment on the article "10 things you'll miss about Hillary"
I feel as though The Daily Voice provides unbalance opinions when it comes to reporting on both candidates. I understand this website is by Blacks for Black people, but there are certainly Black people who are in support of Hillary Clinton. Why aren't they writing on this site? I'm appalled at Jasmyne Cannick's funeral program for Hillary Clinton. But even more shocked at The Daily Voice for even publishing it. Jasmyne, who happens to be one of my role models, has taken her humor and sarcasm way too far, and it's hard for me to even take her seriously anymore. Accordingly, I cannot take this piece of "journalism" seriously either.
May 12, 2008 5:06 PM
QUEERGUY WROTE:
I feel as though The Daily Voice provides unbalance opinions when it comes to reporting on both candidates. I understand this website is by Blacks for Black people, but there are certainly Black people who are in support of Hillary Clinton. Why aren't they writing on this site?
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You obviously haven't bothered to peruse the page and its several pro-hillary articles. It only takes a minute to read.
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"I'm appalled at Jasmyne Cannick's funeral program for Hillary Clinton. Jasmyne, who happens to be one of my role models, has taken her humor and sarcasm way too far, and it's hard for me to even take her seriously anymore. Accordingly, I cannot take this piece of "journalism" seriously either."
I guess you probably cried like a baby when you saw the SNL parodies clearly favoring hillary over Barack. Dude, leave the emotions at the door and man up.